Tag: The Wizard Of Oz

FBI Found Trump’s 13 Year-Old Alleged Rape Victim Credible, But Then Again, Biden WAS Old!!!

If I hear one more talking head preface a story about the Epstein files by saying “To date, there are no credible allegations of wrongdoing by President Trump,” I will go on a dick-snappping spree that’ll make Peyronie’s Disease the leading cause of the new Fleshlight competitor, the Boomer-Wang. If given 10 terms, Nixon couldn’t […]

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ICE Is Detaining Native Americans On Immigration Violations With Zero Reservations!!!

Donald Trump reminds me a lot of Tony Soprano. Not because he manages the US government like an out-of-shape mob boss, but because he needs intensive therapy, is the poster child for insecure Dons seeking mommy’s approval, and has his own demented Junior claiming, “He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.” I swear, […]

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Trump’s Version Of An Economic Soft Landing Is Pretending Recessions Are No Biggy!!!

President Biden masterfully split the uprights between lowering Trumpflation and avoiding a recession altogether. Trump, on the other hand, his batshit crazy idea of an economic soft landing, is telling the public a nosedive crash of the American economy is all part of his master plan in a gentle voice. With the abject level of […]

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