Donald Trump can’t stop bragging about a new military weapon he named, “The Discombobulator.” Although, can you really trust Trump’s reviews of its capabilities? Considering he once nicknamed himself “The Fastest Man Alive” after convincing Melania that premature ejaculation was a superpower. However, even when it comes to classified information, Trump can’t help but leak spoiler alerts like a rebellious fire hose. All hail The Discombobulator-In-Chief!! The only President to add: “took the most cognitive exams,” onto his Wikipedia’s “Glass-Half-Full Section.”
The News 18 Article Quoted – https://www.news18.com/world/trump-reiterates-use-of-discombobulator-in-maduro-raid-credits-himself-for-naming-it-9880423.html#google_vignette
Greg Bovino: A man so small that he’s forced to shop for clothes in the Hitler Youth section.
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, The Daily Show examines Trump’s obsession with the NFL. Apparently, Trump feels the best way to reintroduce violence into the Super Bowl is to blitz the zone with ICE Agents. I mean, it’s a Championship game in San Fransico featuring New England vs Seattle with a halftime performance from Bad Bunny. Not quite the home-field advantage Trump enjoyed at the Capitol during his Insurrection. So, for Trump, no matter who wins, it’s the equivalent of watching Democrats storm the bitches of Mar-A-Lago on “Whip Em Out” Wednesday. The only way Super Bowl Monday’s sorest loser isn’t Donald Trump is if Kristi Noem turns the Puppy Bowl into target practice.
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