When it comes to Tookie Trump, The Meidas Touch Network is always first with the receipts. Who needs the DOJ, when you can have an all-access pass to the Epstein Files for the price of a YouTube subscription? But seriously, how is this the first I am hearing about Monica Seles living at Mar-A-Lago with Trump at the age of 17? I mean, not only was she a minor at the time, but she was also super fucking famous. And yet somehow, when we think “An inappropriate relationship in the 90’s between a US President and a young girl,” she’s not even close to the Monica America pictures. Just imagine, if Joe Biden ever banged Monica from “Friends,” CNN’s Jake Tapper would have signed more copies of “Friends with Presidential Benefits” than God sold Bibles. But carry on, blame-stream media, with that debilitating both-sidesing technique, democracy should tap out in no time.
The 1991 Tampa Bay Times Article Quoted- https://www.tampabay.com/archive/1991/07/02/report-the-monica-is-staying-at-florida-home-of-the-donald/
Linda Tripp: Imagine a woman with the build and likability of Alex Murdaugh, and the Helping-friends-get-brutally-fucked Reputation of Diddy’s lube stash.
Let’s not forget that two years after living with Trump, Monica Seles was stabbed during a tennis match. Lucky for her, she was only a few stab wounds and a re-imagining-of-center-court away from having HER untimely death ruled a jail-Cell suicide.
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that I completely forgot to post this hilariously spot-on SNL cold open from two weeks ago. And although I feel like such a fucking moron for doing so, I can easily admit when I’m wrong, regardless of what my ex-wife’s blog “He’s A Fucking Liar!” might suggest. Meanwhile, Homeland Security requires a judge, body-cam evidence, and a handful of white witnesses to admit that the protestor-dog’s face wasn’t “burnt accidentally,” if an ICE agent purposely lit his own fart.
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