…..And here I thought the Homeland Security budget was inflated. I just really hope Kristi’s hornball-hubby uses wet wipes on those Mega-MAGA-ManMarries. Because the only thing worse than your neighbor’s kid getting knocked out by your dodgeballs is your neighbor’s kid getting knocked up by your dodgeballs.
The Times Article Quoted – https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/only-fans-kristi-noem-bryon-noem-lydia-love-ftzcdt7sh
In today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that Montana has devised a strategy to circumvent the Citizens United Supreme Court ruling, which ironically granted corporations in America more rights than citizens. Do you realize that Amazon can not only buy any election they desire, but can also receive a late-term abortion in Bum-F*ck Texas? But seriously, the one thing conservatives love more than corporate greed, and believing children can be stored in the freezer, because they’re the exact same thing as embryos, is states’ rights. So, this shit might just work. I haven’t seen a Montana game plan this brilliant since the 49ers won the 1990 Super Bowl. However, I do expect the Republicans to put up a better defense than the Broncos.
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