…..And here I thought the Homeland Security budget was inflated. I just really hope Kristi’s hornball-hubby uses wet wipes on those Mega-MAGA-ManMarries. Because the only thing worse than your neighbor’s kid getting knocked out by one of your dodgeballs is your neighbor’s kid getting knocked up by one of your dodgeballs. The Times Article Quoted […]
Read More Check Out Homeland-Hubby’s Hooters!!!Sure, Trump’s unprovoked attack against Iran has been considered widely unpopular; however, the change of scenery alone has Minnesota stress farts down 90%. Something Kristi Noem couldn’t fix, even with the perfect Pepto Bismol costume. Apparently, invading sovereign land, “America First,” was even a more detrimental decision to this nation than Stephen Miller’s parents believing […]
Read More Finally, Justice For Cricket!!!So, yesterday was Groundhog Day, the only day of the year when the biggest shadow in weather forecasting isn’t Al Roker’s. That honor goes to Punxsutawney Phil. The groundhog ICE chased back into a hole after mistaking its shadow for a minority, which not only means 6 more weeks of winter, but that FBI’s Most […]
Read More Gabbard Blames Shadow For Groundhog Day Whistleblower Cover-Up!!!Trump’s immigration enforcement has clearly hit an ICE-berg and is rapidly taking on more water than his lower limbs. But instead of going down with the ship, Trump’s band of MAGA misfits has turned on one another faster than the Gallagher Brothers in an Oasis Crime Family. However, Kristi Noem hand-picked Greg Bovino, which, in […]
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