In the words of the great 20th century philosopher Dr. Dre, “And when it all boils down, you gonna find in the end. A bitch is a bitch, but a Dogg is a man’s best friend. So what? You found you a ho that you like? But you can’t make a ho a housewife.” Or apparently the First Lady, either. Yes, folks, “Breaking News,” it turns out that Melania’s pop-up press conference was neither well-intentioned nor well-thought-out. Nope, she was in a full-blown panic attack preamble after learning her deported bestie had spilled more tea than a Michael J. Fox Snapple commercial. So the First Lady of the Night did what anyone wanting to squash a mostly unknown story about a scorned friend with Presidential proof of sex crimes would do: she immediately found the nearest podium and ratted her own ass out. As if she thought, “Ok, act natural, and no one will ever suspect anything’s wrong… Or perhaps I should just do what Donald does?” And then proceeded to get her ass handed to her by the English language. But hey, unlike Ivanna, at least she did her hubby a huge solid and dug her own unmarked grave…. Seriously, though, the best part about this entire clusterfuck is that, for one moment, no matter how brief it was, Donald Trump actually thought to himself, “I wish I had married a real ride-or-die… like Hillary Clinton!”
The People Article Quoted – https://people.com/paolo-zampolli-ex-girlfriend-ice-deportation-11931023
We Bring The Receipts:
Amanda Ungaro to Melania Trump
Amanda Ungaro to Pam Bondi
MAGA: Give us two-weeks and we promise our TACO Supreme Leader will be completely full of shit…
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