Category: politics

Are Trump Officials Using Signal To Cover Up And Erase The Receipts Of Their Lies, Corruption, And Incompetence?!?

It appears the blamestream media has once again buried the lead. While clear evidence of MAGA’s stupidity makes for clickbait and good ratings, it doesn’t qualify as groundbreaking breaking news. We’ve known for a while that Trump and his co-conspirators’ bumbling criminality are more likely to inspire an episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals” than “Ocean’s […]

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Trump’s (Dumbass/ Elites/ Inexperienced) DEI Hires Signal A National Security Threat!!

Thankfully, for the safety of American troops, the Secretary of Defense texted a credible journalist with war plans and not one of his former coworkers at Fox and Friends. Especially if our adversaries also speak douchebag emoji fluently 🇺🇸💪🔥!  Just because I might feel confident texting my drug dealer on Signal doesn’t make it a […]

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Trump Goes From Wartime President to Kidnapping Mastermind With One Lie!!!

Trump has once again lied himself into a pretzel. Despite his Herbie Hancock being plastered all over the pertinent evidence, Trump claimed he never signed the unorthodox order giving him wartime authority to round up so-called “terrorists” or, as non-racists prefer to classify them, Latinos. Meanwhile, his entire administration gasped collectively as Trump’s fraudulent statement […]

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Highest Ranking Black Medal Of Honor Recipient Erased In MAGA’s “F*ck Minorities” Purge!!!

Although “MAGA hypocrisy” is a redundant term like “Convicted felon” or “Pedophile priest,” highlighting the absurdity of what Trump and his Republican racists (also redundant) are dismantling in real-time is a form of fact-checking. The same moronic Klan that was apoplectic over the removal of statues honoring the Confederates, the losing team in the battle […]

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Trump Gets Embarrassed By The Leader Of The Unfree World!!!

The Trump regime is now the most mismanaged organization in the US after Tupperware officially filed for bankruptcy. However, since his immigration policies have been such a colossal failure, any day now, you can expect pop-up deportation parties across the country. Seriously, what were you thinking, Tupperware? Selling your ingenious product solely at parties. For […]

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MAGA Matt Foley’s Motivational Speech Steers DOJ From Fentanyl To Fascism!!!

To silence his critics claiming the Department of Justice has been weaponized against his opponents, Donald Trump made a rare Presidential speech to the traditionally apolitical government body. However, in a very Trumpian turn of events, he proved all his detractors correct by morphing into MAGA Matt Foley and turning his appearance from a whataboutism […]

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