Tag: humor

Habitual FBI Informant And Traitor Enrique Tarrio, Slaps A Woman At The Capital!!!

So relentless POS Enrique Tarrio made his audacious return to the Capital grounds the other day. To say the Capital police were looking forward to the re-appearance of the January 6th architect would be like saying the Polish were looking forward to Hitler’s unannounced visit in 1939. However, unlike Poland, the Capital Officers didn’t allow […]

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Top US Military Minds Fired While Tween “Big Balls” Is Senior Homeland Security Advisor!!!

The Trump Administration has proven once again that “Project 2025” is just a tolerable slogan for its legit title, “Right-Wing Hypocrisy For Dummies.” The MAGA playbook considers hiring federal employees over race, gender, and diversity equity punishable offenses. However, when it comes to downsizing the same workforce, those are the exact standards deployed. Firing employees […]

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With Zero Votes Cast Voter Suppression Still Won The 2024 Election!!!

The fedora-wearing investigative journalist Greg Palast has been sifting through the 2024 Presidential election data wreckage. As predicted, the GOP’s targeted attack on minority voting rights was overwhelmingly successful for Trump. In Fact, recent Republican voting legislation has been the reason more black people’s votes weren’t cast for Democrats than polling taxes, wrongful felony convictions, […]

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Trump’s FBI Choice Accepted Payments From Russian And Chinese Propagandist Involved In US Unemployment Schemes!!!

While Elon Musk’s D.O.G.E. Operation (Douchebags Overseeing Government Entities) has done more to harm US national security interests than Russia’s SVR, FSB, GRU, and China’s MSS Intelligence agencies have combined, over a lifetime of espionage campaigns. The soon-to-be head-MAGAT-in-charge of the FBI, Ka$h Patel, has also been linked to America’s supervillain adversaries through his financial […]

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In 2025 Tuberculosis Is A Concern So Mission Accomplished Anti-Vaxers!!!

I’d like to formally congratulate all the Anti-Vaxers on a job well done. Not since the second Tuesday in September of 2001 has this many misguided idiots risked their own lives to purposely harm the American population over their ridiculous beliefs. So, mission accomplished, you’ll also go down in infamy for your terroristic ignorance. If […]

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When It Comes To Believing His Sh*t Doesn’t Stink, Does Elon Love His Own Musk?!?

Some consider it a sign of confidence to think your shit doesn’t stink. However, since Elon Musk is the definition of insecurity. Although Elon pretends to love his own Musk in many of his wannabe-tough guy-esque tweets. If the Janitors at SpaceX can even detect Musk’s bullshit bravado, imagine the dirt his rocket scientists can […]

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