Donald Trump took time out of avoiding accusations about his creepy past to open up to Newsmax about his 27-year-old Press Secretary’s fuckability. Because nothing screams, “I’m a reformed pedophile” more than hornily hitting on an employee who was -2 years-old back when Trump was barely a 50-year-old wingman for Jeffrey Epstein. Then again, only […]
Read More Trump’s Horned-Up Newsmax Interview Made America Nauseous Again!!!Donald Trump took time out of blaming the world’s problems on the Biden Autopen to announce a vague and mathematically questionable proposal to lower pharmaceutical prices, claiming, “We will have reduced drug prices by 1,000 percent by 1100, 1200, 1300, 1400, 700, 600. Not 30 or 40 or 50 percent, but numbers the likes of […]
Read More Trump Claims Epstein List Is A Biden Autopen Forgery!!!Now, before we get to the Fury Fuhrer of Sesame Street, it appears Donald Trump, the MVP, or Most Valuable Perve of the Epstein Client List, has not only previously attempted to use his Presidential powers to pardon former Epstein Island bottom bitch Ghislaine Maxwell. But, with the release of a 14-chapter post claiming the […]
Read More Could Antisemitic Tweet Earn Elmo A DOGE Position?!?Whether it’s being the leading cause of the worldwide COVID spread, defunding cancer research, dismantling FEMA, cutting Medicare, food assistance, climate change protections, or a myriad of other lifesaving programs, Donald Trump is racking up a body count similar to other preventable disasters like the slave trade, world wars, or Christianity. So when blame inevitably […]
Read More Add Texas Flood Victims To Trump’s Growing Body Count!!!Congratulations, Donald Trump; thanks to you, the 4th of July can now be associated with a net loss of US independence from tyrannical twats. Considering ten years from now, people won’t be getting blackout drunk at 4th of July parties to celebrate Independence Day but to forget how Trump’s Billionaire Blowjob Bill killed more innocent […]
Read More Congress Passes Trump’s Billionaire Blowjob Bill!!!Two-week Trump strikes again, and by strike, I mean sits on his thumb and hopes everyone will be talking about how he fucked-up something much more significant fourteen days from now. For someone so thoughtless, Trump requires an awful lot of time to formulate the shittiest excuses imaginable. This guy says “Two weeks” so much […]
Read More Two-Week Trump, TACOs Again!!!Credit where credit is due, Trump is going all-in on his MAGA-First policy, not only ignoring Ukrainian military deficiencies but also the Israeli bombing campaign on Iran’s Nuclear facilities. No, instead, he is willfully neglecting chaos abroad to remain laser-focused on American military needs at home. Do you think Gavin Newsom possesses the foresight and […]
Read More Trump’s MAGA-First Policy Has Devolved Into A Worlds-Gone-Wild Infomercial!!!Los Angeles is currently under siege, and not from thousands of overly-caffeinated Uber drivers sending a message to the driverless car industry. No, this was an entirely MAGAfactured crisis from a blossoming dictatorship, and declaring war on Los Angeles is about as foolproof a distraction as it gets short of admitting the 2020 election was […]
Read More Trump’s MAGA-Factured L.A. Crisis, Has Erased All His Butthurt-BFF’s Pedophilia Talk!!!Donald Trump has officially lost the plot, now claiming President Biden was executed back in 2020 and somehow replaced with a clone/robot. And despite the evident scientific discrepancies between the two, that will no doubt have sci-fi nerds everywhere losing their collective shit. It does once again prove that no matter how certifiably crazy Trump’s […]
Read More The Biden Clone-Bot Coverage Highlights The Media’s Glaring Presidential Double Standard!!!Donald Trump woke up on Memorial Day how he often does, on the wrong side of a Melania-less bed, screaming Joe Biden’s name. He then immediately took to Truth Social to shit on his predecessor so much that if it wasn’t for Trump’s full diaper, you would believe his IBS diagnosis stood for Irritable Biden […]
Read More Don TACO’s Memorial Day Meltdown!!
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