Donald Trump was a noticeable no-show yesterday at all his scheduled public speaking engagements. Of course, his absence conveniently coincided with the stock market dropping at the same alarming rate as his approval ratings. Thankfully, the American public got a much-needed day off from Trump’s nauseating false hope and economic empty promises. I’m starting to think his top political advisor may be Zoltar, the genie from “Big.” Since fulfilling your “every dream you’ve ever dreamed” sounds much more like a fortune-teller on the boardwalk than a sitting President from behind the resolute desk. Although I do wish, like Zoltar, Trump communicated solely through inspirational cards, and it only took a couple of slaps to the side of his head to get him to work properly.
Meanwhile, Trump spent his entire workday rage-posting on Truth Social like a problematic MAGA tween on his period. Once again, lashing out against the American public as his inflationary alter ego Eggs Benedict Arnold. You know Trump has a credibility issue when he doesn’t even comprehend why anyone took his cost-cutting campaign promises seriously in the first place. Yet, despite playing hooky from the Oval Office to co-sign the online ramblings of a White Supremacist, it was the most effective use of Trump’s time in decades. I would say it’s similar to giving a dog a chew toy so they don’t destroy anything valuable when left to their own devices. But I respect dogs far too much to compare them to a butt-sniffing, leg-humping animal that isn’t potty trained and barks at minorities for no reason.
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Today’s Palate Cleanser is from Milton, MA native, and Dropkick Murphys’ frontman Ken Casey, explaining the hypocrisy of Trump and MAGA-merch.
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