
If the key qualification to work under the Trump Regime is blind loyalty to the morally bankrupt. Oftentimes, you get less-than-stellar returns on your investment because loyalty doesn’t come naturally to those willing to turn the other cheek to corruption. And since MAGA doesn’t advertise itself as a sordid organization, sometimes, along the way, members realize their true allegiance is to their own morality instead. So, not so surprisingly, in a few short months, the DOGE-bags have already had more catastrophic leaks than the Titan Submersible. At this point, the Trump administration should be experts at cleaning up inappropriate leaks, considering they work under a golden toilet collector who prefers golden showers.




The Full Politico Article Quoted https://www.politico.com/news/2025/04/15/caldwell-pentagon-leaks-00291735
Meanwhile, the same Secretaries condemning these whistleblowers were also intimately involved in leaking classified war plans to an adversarial journalist on their personal iPhones, in what can best be described as the ultimate “Do as I say, not as I do!” hypocritical sense of entitlement. Now, if ICE-Ventura Immigration Detective Kristi Noem is somehow overconfident these days. It’s because American border crossings have lowered significantly, and she’s worn almost every costume on her Make-A-Wish cosplay tour. But can this administration take any legitimate credit for border crossings if immigrants are far more motivated to flee a struggling third-world country than migrate to one?



The Full New Republic Article Quoted https://www.yahoo.com/news/ice-barbie-kristi-noem-tv-142407213.html
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, JD Vance promises he followed all MAGA protocols when he smashed the Ohio State Football Team’s Championship trophy into pieces for DEI violations.
FUCK YOUR COUCH!!!
