Trump’s Version Of An Economic Soft Landing Is Pretending Recessions Are No Biggy!!!

President Biden masterfully split the uprights between lowering Trumpflation and avoiding a recession altogether. Trump, on the other hand, his batshit crazy idea of an economic soft landing, is telling the public a nosedive crash of the American economy is all part of his master plan in a gentle voice. With the abject level of delusion needed to be a Trump supporter, it does make sense Christianity and the GOP go hand-in-hand, considering both require a ginormous leap of faith in the unbelievable and dispensing lethal doses of hypocrisy on the regular. But which specific quality makes Christians the perfect candidates for MAGA recruitment, their inability to recognize fact from fiction or their ability to demonize gays and admire rapists?

The Huffington Post Article Quoted – https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-downplays-recession-transition-period_n_68155890e4b0bd67788c7546

This weekend on Truth Social, Trump was rage-posting demands Alcatraz be reopened, photoshops of himself dressed as the new Pope, and calls for sweeping tariffs against the movie industry. If watching a “Conclave”/“The Rock” double feature is that triggering, perhaps White House movie night should be canceled altogether before Trump mistakenly deports the entire cast of “Wicked” to the prison from “Oz.”

In Today’s Palate Cleanser, despite being called the Declaration of Independence, Trump still doesn’t comprehend the meaning of the Revolutionary document. According to his ass-backward definition, it represents unity and love. If that’s the case, Donald better hope Melania signed a prenuptial agreement before their wedding, not a Declaration of Independence.