Los Angeles is currently under siege, and not from thousands of overly-caffeinated Uber drivers sending a message to the driverless car industry. No, this was an entirely MAGAfactured crisis from a blossoming dictatorship, and declaring war on Los Angeles is about as foolproof a distraction as it gets short of admitting the 2020 election was completely above board. After all, this isn’t Canada; it takes a lot more than just the Stanley Cup Finals to distract from a President’s “butthurt”-BFF calling him a pedophile. At least Protestors can be thankful they made it home safely, considering the last time Homeland Secretary Cosplay-Kristi encountered this type of determination, she didn’t wag the dog; she put a bullet in its fucking head. Apparently, Trump understood a Marine invasion of a US city was unconstitutional about as much as Dementia Grandma understood how “What’s his name?” was going to The Weekend concert on a Tuesday.
Meanwhile, Trump is urging Border Czar and cleft palate parody Tom Homan to arrest Gavin Newsom. And you know his entire rationale is disingenuous because Trump described the California Governor as “grossly incompetent,” not dangerously handsome. Proving once again just how short-sighted Trump is because arresting government officials over incompetence is a far slippery slope than the Air Force One stairs, and Slow Hitler couldn’t even conquer those without smashing his shins. Believe me, that’s the last precedent MAGA wants to set because if stupidity becomes a felony offense, not only would the Republican Party never win another election, they’d be lucky to get another vote. Not to mention the audacity of how quickly Trump pulled the trigger, activating another man’s National Guard. Yet when it came time to pull the trigger on his own Guard on January 6th, he failed to perform, which, coincidentally, was Melania’s exact reaction to Stormy Daniels’s testimony.
The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-says-gavin-newsom-should-be-arrested-over-la-rioting/
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, Lewis Black explains the extent of dangerous experimentation in college nowadays is AI. A significant downgrade from the sex, drugs, and rock and roll-fueled days when my college experimentation was considered fun and required a decent social, not battery, life. Not to mention, we also had these things called friends, who fell into one of two categories, those you either wanted to high-5 or 69 with.
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