

Credit where credit is due, Donald Trump’s name is not in the Epstein Files. Sure, it took thousands of FBI agents working around the clock to make all the evidence disappear, but that’s only because redacting files is much more time-consuming than staging a murder to look like a suicide. And in case you’re wondering it wasn’t easy for Trump to order the removal of his name from all those documents. Considering he usually demands his name be plastered on everything from gaudy hotels and planes to Covid checks and 11,780 non-existent Presidential ballots in Georgia. So, from the looks of it, the only thing standing in the way of Trump being totally exonerated from his pedophilia past is Ghislaine Maxwell, the truth, and the thousands of people now balls-deep in a criminal conspiracy. Not to worry, though, because there’ll be plenty of extra room to bury all those accomplices in the ginormous hole Trump is currently digging for himself.





The Independent Article Quoted – https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-epstein-files-fbi-redacted-b2800535.html


In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that landing on a Police gang database is much like appearing on one of Trump’s Truth Social rants: suddenly, you find yourself getting unjustly threatened with deportation by a know-nothing racist pig.


The Guardian Article Quoted – https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2025/jul/28/john-oliver-police-gang-databases-recap
