Speaker Mike Johnson (a man so unlikeably religious he says grace before eating ass) speaks to the press about Donald Trump as though he’s bragging about some smoking-hot Canadian girlfriend that just doesn’t exist. Which is sad for multiple reasons, but mainly because we all know Trump, and we’d trade that fat POS for the MAGA Teresa-version Johnson gushes over in a heartbeat. I mean, if Fox News had an actual split screen of Johnson’s presser with what the real DJT was up to at that very moment, you wouldn’t see a President concerned over the fate of his nation; you would see a 78-year-old man getting his rocks off over a government shutdown as if it were Hooters, and a spontaneous water balloon fight broke out. Seriously, MAGA Republicans are so fucking lucky. If Trump had only known a government shutdown meant spending his days golfing or sitting home all day posting racist cat memes, his 2024 campaign would’ve been, “Fuck bringing down costs, stopping the war in Ukraine, or even pardoning the January 6th hostages. On Day 1, I am shutting-this-shit-down!” The only part of this whole scenario that Trump is kicking himself over is that he didn’t read Project 2025 sooner. Then again, if “The Heritage Foundation”, authors of Project 2025, and every single Trump move since his Inauguration, wanted him to actually read the damn thing. They wouldn’t have named it something as boring as Project 2025; they would have given it an intriguing title, like Ivanka’s Super Secret Sexy Diary, or Mein Kampf 2: Deportation Boogaloo.
The Atlantic Article Quoted – https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/government-shutdown-weaponized-001949951.html
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that both Republicans and Democrats have taken to social media to point blame across the aisle for the government shutdown, and in the process, have somehow produced their own attack ads. And in this day and age, a political campaign can easily lie away pedophilia and insurrection, but unfunny… that shit can’t be unseen. So, Democrats, do yourself and everyone you love a favor, don’t try to out-Trump Donny-Do-Things, let him do-him. Because the only thing that turns the American public off faster than some zany politician doing comedy-less cringe comedy is watching literally anything Donald Trump. So, sit back and stop doing your shitty impersonation of President Obama in front of the buck-naked emperor whose genitals are so tiny they’ve been described as a set of orange-glazed balls wearing Papa Smurf’s hat.
The Independent Article Quoted – https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-memes-democrats-shutdown-truth-social-b2838888.html
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