Tag: President Barack Obama

FBI Found Trump’s 13 Year-Old Alleged Rape Victim Credible, But Then Again, Biden WAS Old!!!

If I hear one more talking head preface a story about the Epstein files by saying “To date, there are no credible allegations of wrongdoing by President Trump,” I will go on a dick-snappping spree that’ll make Peyronie’s Disease the leading cause of the new Fleshlight competitor, the Boomer-Wang. If given 10 terms, Nixon couldn’t […]

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Trump: If Government Shutdowns Are This Fun, Perhaps I Should’ve Read Project 2025!!!

Speaker Mike Johnson (a man so unlikeably religious he says grace before eating ass) speaks to the press about Donald Trump as though he’s bragging about some smoking-hot Canadian girlfriend that just doesn’t exist. Which is sad for multiple reasons, but mainly because we all know Trump, and we’d trade that fat POS for the […]

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Donald Trump Threatens Pam Bondi Via DM…OOPS, Check That, He Accidentally Posted It To Truth Social!!!

Donald Trump is at it again, no, not having sex with children, but on a sliding scale of legality, this particular conduct falls somewhere between Watergate and O.J. Simpson. It all started with what the kids are calling a “Boomer” moment. You know, when you’re shit talking someone you work with to your ride or […]

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