Donald Trump is traveling to the Middle East, not only to sign a Hamas-Israeli peace agreement, but to officially call dibs on the Gaza coastline and rename it Trump’s Noble Beach Prize. However, when it comes to ending the war, it’s obvious Trump also has some non-Nobel Peace Prize ulterior motives. After all, when asked about a Two-State Solution, Trump replied: “Not on my watch, we should deport Puerto Rico, and DC is such a shithole, Melania refuses to visit me at the White House!” Let’s just hope that if the Palestinians and Israelis do reach a lasting ceasefire, both Benjamin Netanyahu and Hamas will leave Middle-East terrorism to the heat and Eric Trump’s nepotism. Seriously, though, it says a lot about Netanyahu’s chances of winning another election if Israeli polls show Jews even favor Jesus, in a landslide victory.
The Arab Center DC Article Quoted – https://arabcenterdc.org/resource/the-trump-netanyahu-plan-for-gaza-a-legal-analysis/
In today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that Amy Poehler hosted SNL last night. And did such a spot-on impersonation of Pam Bondi that Donald Trump attempted to fire her over text, but got confused and posted it in the Bang Bros comment section.
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