We’re Being Lied To, We’re Being Murdered…Our Pets Heads Are Falling Off!!!

Donald Trump, a man who wants to protect Americans from immigrants so much that he’s willing to kill every last citizen just to prove it. Renee Good and Alex Pretti weren’t collateral damage; they were fascism’s strategic write-offs. Pretti WAS however, brandishing a weapon to interfere with an ICE operation. But that operation wasn’t to rid the streets of criminals; it was to strip us all of hope, rights, and the will to stand up against that very same tyranny. And that weapon wasn’t the legal handgun that was already in the hands of ICE before they shot a VA ICU Nurse 10 times in the back. It was an iPhone to document crimes against democracy, humanity, and the Constitutional rule of law. But, since the truth is the only thing this lawless regime can’t defend itself against, they’d rather steal a dead man’s phone and silence it.

The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/multiple-videos-undercut-dhs-account-021144853.html

Kristi Noem: seen here playing a dangerous game of chicken with Pinnochio’s hat

The only way this Tweet could be any more on-brand for Vagina Repellent Stephen Miller is if it were written in Klingon

It’s official: Stephen Miller now has less credibility than a Minneapolis hamper

In Today’s Palate Cleanser, SNL’s Weekend Update reminds us that if these types of Gestapo tactics don’t stop, the Minnesota Vikings will soon be playing their home games in the “Thank You, ICE” Arena sponsored by Safelite Auto Glass. Thankfully, no one in the Trump regime was off limits last night. Even JD Vance’s better beard, Usha caught some satirical shrapnel. And speaking of America’s second (worst) family, Vance has just found out that he’s having another baby with his handmaid tail. It turns out that the only form of contraception in the Vance household is a pull-out couch.