Two-week Trump strikes again, and by strike, I mean sits on his thumb and hopes everyone will be talking about how he fucked-up something much more significant fourteen days from now. For someone so thoughtless, Trump requires an awful lot of time to formulate the shittiest excuses imaginable. This guy says “Two weeks” so much he’s starting to remind me of the heavy-set redhead from “Total Recall.” I almost expect Trump to rip off his malfunctioning fake head/bomb to reveal he’s been Arnold Schwarzenegger in a fat suit this whole time, and to escape answering any more questions, chuck the exploding head at the press, and then go off into the sunset and get more maids prego. And yet he isn’t Arnold in a fat suit; he’s just TACO the fatso in a blue suit who always chickens out like a baby-back-bigot-bitch at all times. Can you imagine anything more frustrating than believing Donald Trump when he tells you to evacuate Tehran, only to sit in 37 hours’ worth of traffic, just to find out a day and a half later and less than a mile-and-a-half down the road, bombing Iran; like every other major decision Trump avoids making, needs another two weeks worth of contemplation and dirty diaper changes before old shit-for-brains can decide whether or not to destroy everything you love on a last-second hunch? Or, as MAGA Republicans call it, living the American Dream.
The MSNBC Article Quoted – https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/familiar-metric-white-house-says-expect-iran-decision-two-weeks-rcna213980
Yesterday was Juneteenth, and Donald Trump not only chose to ignore the holiday altogether but spent the day as he would any non-holiday workday by blaming all his problems on minorities and rage-posting about entitled people not working hard enough as he golfs the day away playing hooky again. Hey, at least he didn’t treat the joyous holiday that celebrates the United States freeing Slaves openly mourning like it was 9/11, Pearl Harbor, or Valentine’s Day. So let’s celebrate amongst ourselves and let the so-called “Leader of the Free World” act like an attention-whore tween seeking “thoughts and prayer” well-wishes on TikTok.
The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-celebrates-juneteenth-wild-rant-024326403.html
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, I wanted to congratulate all the MAGA pink hats in the “Free Karen Read” community. I realize you are all heartless Karens yourself deep down, but for most of you, rooting for a cop-killing vindictive bitch who orphaned two kids for the second time in a year is only the most misinformed decision you’ve made since you cast your last Presidential vote. But do yourself and everyone who once enjoyed your company a favor and find someplace else to get your propaganda. Because Fox News and Turtlefucker have you openly rooting for murderers and sexual predators as though they are conquering heroes with little to no regard for their victims’ suffering. But you sleep soundly at night, so what’s the difference, right?
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