Finally, a Trump scam that will not only steal millions from hard-working Americans, but will also serve as a teachable moment for even the most moronic of MAGA Marks. I mean, voting for a Conman is stupid, but venmoing Trump a hundo…on an IOU…now that sounds symptomatic of shit-for-brain’s more violent cousin, CTE. The stage […]
Read More The Trump Phone Reviews Are In….Sure, Pam Bondi accidentally handed Democrats proof of Trump’s crimes… But according to her father, it could’ve been much, much, much worse!!! In Today’s Palate Cleaser, we learn that having a competent Caddy can mean the difference between a par for the course afternoon and ditching your cart in the rough before scoring a triple […]
Read More Bleach Bondi Can’t Keep Her Sh*t Together!!!Another day, another abrupt desertion from the rapidly sinking Trumptanic. After the Director of National Counterterrorism, Joe Kent, bailed on his Conman-in-Chief, Donald Trump. Posting to X that he will be leaving his position, effective immediately. Which is about as courageous as emailing your resignation letter to Elon Musk, so HE can secretly drop it […]
Read More Former Director Of National Counterterrorism Somehow Refrains From Turning Resignation Tweet Anti-Semitic!!!Donald Trump may have given the order to bomb 3 Iranian nuclear facilities yesterday. However, this decision was inevitable after he unilaterally tore up the existing nuclear agreement in 2018. And since it gave up all US oversight of Iran’s nuclear program, he has been unsuccessfully trying to replace it ever since. Because, as everyone […]
Read More Trump’s War With Iran Began The Day He Tore Up The US/Iran Nuclear Agreement!!!Two-week Trump strikes again, and by strike, I mean sits on his thumb and hopes everyone will be talking about how he fucked-up something much more significant fourteen days from now. For someone so thoughtless, Trump requires an awful lot of time to formulate the shittiest excuses imaginable. This guy says “Two weeks” so much […]
Read More Two-Week Trump, TACOs Again!!!
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