How did Donald Trump and his MAGA cronies show their gratitude for the US Constitution’s 238th birthday? Putting a bullet in its First-born Amendment’s head, or as Kristi Noem calls it, teaching an old dog new tricks. And sure, Charlie Kirk is probably rolling over in his grave; not because his legacy will forever be tarnished by the Authoritarian dismantling of American “Free Speech” in his name, but because dead homophobes are even disturbed by Trump’s sudden obsession with balls. I mean, Fox News still considers Joe Biden a war criminal for ASKING Facebook to regulate anti-vax disinformation during a worldwide pandemic. And yet the sitting President’s fragile ego, using the entire weight of the US government to declare war on Late-Night comedy, is somehow “Making America Great Again”. Ok, got it! With that type of ass-backwards logic, move over, Team USA, because MAGA is poised to take Olympic gold in Team Mental Gymnastics. God forbid they lose, because, like the Kirk assassination, MAGA will falsely blame their loss on the Trans community. Which is rather ironic these days, considering MAGA is the only group of dicks acting like pussies.
The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.thedailybeast.com/rip-the-first-amendment-killed-by-cowardice-and-greed/
In today’s Palate Cleanser… While Daddy Donald was away in England, shitting the left-hand side of the bed. FBI Director Kash Patel took time out of his busy schedule of running around his office in tighty whities like a bobble-eyed Tom Cruise in “Risky Business” to testify in front of the House Oversight Committee. In what’s being called MAGA’s most obnoxious Capitol performance since January 6th. Or, as Keystone Kash described the cringeworthy beatdown he took live on television, “NNNNailed It!”
The Advocate Article Quoted – https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/no-one-likes-hothead-jerk-200004747.html
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