

Congratulations, Shitler, it took only 75 years, and the remaining respect of America’s allies for you to understand the concepts of a Greenland deal that President Truman finalized when you were 4 years old, and only circling the rock bottom of an inappropriate breastfeeding addiction.



The CNN Article Quoted – https://www.cnn.com/2026/01/22/politics/us-greenland-framework-1951-deal
Trump’s Greenland Deal According To: FOX NEWS….
Vs Reality…
Donald Trump: “If we hadn’t defeated England in the Revolutionary War, Americans might still be speaking English!!!”

“Greenland is Iceland… Iceland is Greenland… Finkle..Einhorn..Einhorn..Greenland” – Karolying Leavitt


In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we visit Special Prosecutor Jack Smith’s Congressional hearing. Where, according to Republicans, up is down, right is wrong, and the Capitol Police, who were nearly beaten to death on January 6th, clearly wanted it. I mean, if they didn’t want to cause a riot, why did they dress in such revealing riot gear? Seriously, if you listen to Jim “Make Coaching Sandusky Again” Jordan, you would think the only reason Officer Fanone carried a nightstick was so an Insurrectionist could give shoving-it-up-his-ass the old college try. And in case you’re wondering who the man threatening to rape Michael Fanone’s kids on Trump’s behalf is. He’s Ivan Raiklin, the White Supremacist whom General Flynn calls “Jackpot” during glory-hole roulette.


The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.thedailybeast.com/jack-smith-hearing-descends-into-expletive-filled-chaos/






