If I hear one more talking head preface a story about the Epstein files by saying “To date, there are no credible allegations of wrongdoing by President Trump,” I will go on a dick-snappping spree that’ll make Peyronie’s Disease the leading cause of the new Fleshlight competitor, the Boomer-Wang. If given 10 terms, Nixon couldn’t rack up the amount of impeachable offenses that Trump’s Diaper Genie collects before ‘first lunch.’ And yet, the way the corporate news gives Trump, an adjudicated fraudster/ rapist/ 34-time convicted felon, the benefit of the doubt, you would think they were the ones pre-bartering for a MAGA Theresa pardon. However, back in the day, if God forbid Barack Obama killed an ISIS terrorist with a drone strike, the blamestream media went all, “Breaking News: This just in to CNN. A religious man was killed today in a senseless drive-by, orchestrated by some uppity South-Side thug” while double-fisting the Rosary Beads they totally ‘didn’t’ steal from church. I realize Justice is blind, but what made the Free Press say “Fuck It! I’ll see your blind, and raise you DEAF… AND DUMB!”? Perhaps we can put this ‘both-sidesing’ bullshit on the back burner for a bit? Just until the President of the United States can stop conceding the moral high ground to terrorists, the Iranian government, and the higher-ups back in Moscow. I promise, as soon as we can, bang out two consecutive free and fair elections, Jake Tapper can write however many (“Is Biden Still Wandering The White House Halls Like A Senile Ghost?”) books that it takes for him to start peeing standing up again. But until then, let’s keep the focus on the Pedo-Prez, who most likely celebrated his own daughter’s Sweet 16th by signing her card “Who’s Your Daddy?” in pubes.
The Miami Herald Article Quoted – https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/article314945648.html
Apparently, this poor girl made multiple attempts to get some semblance of justice for her trauma. But no matter how much she tried to fight back against her alleged attackers, it was the system who took advantage of her in the end.
The Politico Article Quoted – https://www.politico.com/story/2016/11/donald-trump-rape-lawsuit-dropped-230770
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, it turns out this war in Iran is a lot like Chlamydia; it’s painful, there’s burning oil discharging everywhere, and praying it doesn’t exist won’t stop Pete Hegseth from bringing it home from “a broad.”
Speaking of STD’S: If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times, it’s all fun and games until Trump catches Ring-Around-The-Collar-Worm at the Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation Prayer Breakfast titled “Grab The Lord By The Neck Pussy.” And yet, you’re telling me that not one Christian in attendance was the slightest bit alarmed by the fact that non-Flint, Michigan, Holy Water nearly blew a hole through Trump’s larynx labia?
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