Bleach Bondi Can’t Keep Her Sh*t Together!!!

Sure, Pam Bondi accidentally handed Democrats proof of Trump’s crimes… But according to her father, it could’ve been much, much, much worse!!!

In Today’s Palate Cleaser, we learn that having a competent Caddy can mean the difference between a par for the course afternoon and ditching your cart in the rough before scoring a triple bogey on the field sobriety check…. Also that any good Caddy would have told Tiger to use use his driver.

Pete Hegseth: 🐓💩🤡….  & War “Peace Through Strength” Criminal. Or perhaps Peace (of Shit) Through Strength has an even better ring to it?

Boooooo, that sucks!!… It appears the latest episode of “How Will The *GOP Fuck Us Today?” is a repeat.
(*Groupies of Pedophiles)