Month: July 2026

Trump One-Ups White House Correspondents’ Dinner Shooter With His Own Bomb!!!

Donald Trump failed miserably at last night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner speech, proving once again that the only funny bone in his body is a cankle. Especially now that miniature erections are completely out of the picture. The good news is that although Trump did bomb, zero Iranian schoolgirls were harmed in the process. I […]

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There Was Plenty Of Foreign Interference In The 2020 Election… But For Trumplethinskin!!!

Donald Trump addressed the nation last night about US election security, and while most Diaper Don critics’ initial response was to grab their eyeballs before they rolled out of the back of their head, I said, “Bring it the fuck on…” Like I was spitballing new titles for a cheerleader lorno. And no, not because […]

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