Yes, folks, another day, another Republican shits the bed. However, unlike Donald Trump, Lindsey Graham died before he could blame his mess on Biden. Never mind, the 71-year-old senator passed away before he could even sanction Russia, nuke Iran, and check “come out of the closet to my cats” off his bucket list. However, at least he did die doing what he loved most: kissing another man’s ass. Sadly, 70+ years of eating-the-gay-away isn’t just figuratively heartbreaking. Meanwhile, Mitch McConnell took time out of haunting the hallways of Congress to donate his remains to a Weekend at Bernie’s-style proof-of-life. To either prove the self-proclaimed McConnell Whisperer and former fat kid, Scott Jennings, is capable of telling the truth. Or the far more likely scenario that CNN’s hangry-hangry hypocrite has a direct line into hell. Where the spirit of Lindsey Graham can live vicariously through jazz-hand memes and unsolicited dick pics. Is it just me, or does it feel like satan is recruiting the perfect party planning committee for Trump’s arrival?
The Guardian Article Quoted – https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2026/jul/14/jon-stewart-congress-ages-lindsey-graham-trump
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