Tag: Trump

Trump’s (Dumbass/ Elites/ Inexperienced) DEI Hires Signal A National Security Threat!!

Thankfully, for the safety of American troops, the Secretary of Defense texted a credible journalist with war plans and not one of his former coworkers at Fox and Friends. Especially if our adversaries also speak douchebag emoji fluently 🇺🇸💪🔥!  Just because I might feel confident texting my drug dealer on Signal doesn’t make it a […]

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Trump Goes From Wartime President to Kidnapping Mastermind With One Lie!!!

Trump has once again lied himself into a pretzel. Despite his Herbie Hancock being plastered all over the pertinent evidence, Trump claimed he never signed the unorthodox order giving him wartime authority to round up so-called “terrorists” or, as non-racists prefer to classify them, Latinos. Meanwhile, his entire administration gasped collectively as Trump’s fraudulent statement […]

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Trump Gets Embarrassed By The Leader Of The Unfree World!!!

The Trump regime is now the most mismanaged organization in the US after Tupperware officially filed for bankruptcy. However, since his immigration policies have been such a colossal failure, any day now, you can expect pop-up deportation parties across the country. Seriously, what were you thinking, Tupperware? Selling your ingenious product solely at parties. For […]

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Eggs Benedict Arnold Cancels His Appearances As Stock Markets Decline!!!

Donald Trump was a noticeable no-show yesterday at all his scheduled public speaking engagements. Of course, his absence conveniently coincided with the stock market dropping at the same alarming rate as his approval ratings. Thankfully, the American public got a much-needed day off from Trump’s nauseating false hope and economic empty promises. I’m starting to […]

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The Dangers Of Trump Replacing Qualified Military JAGs With MAGA Jag-Offs!!!

Trump has been quoted professing his admiration for Hitler on multiple occasions, even stating the top Natzi leader “Did some good things.” Now, everyone in human existence has made at least one good decision over a lifetime. However, Trump wasn’t referring to Hitler’s standout facial hair, artistic talents, or his commitment to blowing his brains […]

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