Have You Heard FEMA’s Hurricane Hilarious, David Richardson’s Latest Joke?!?

David Richardson, FEMA’s Acting Administrator and incestual offspring of “Vigo the Carpathian,” the evil painting from Ghostbusters 2, said he thought hurricane season was nothing more than a myth like the female orgasm or American democracy. I guess it’s hard to comprehend how a storm cycle could have a start and end date if you’re a climate change denier who, deep down, believes hurricanes are somehow God’s revenge for masturbation and yoga pants. And don’t tell me that Richy Richardson was joking because the last time this unfunny prick participated in a knock-knock joke, he blew his line and said, “Come In!”

The USA Today Article Quoted – https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2025/06/03/fema-chief-hurricane-season-richardson/84011224007/

To kick off Pride Month, MAGA’s bigoted Buzz Killington has announced they will be unceremoniously removing Gay Superstar/Icon Harvey Milk’s name from a Naval ship. All thanks to Hegner-Pete Hegseth, a man so insufferable the only way to prevent this fuckboy from chasing a party’s worth of girls away is to roofie HIS Four Loco. A decision this dirty is a shot across the bow of the LGBTQ+ Community and one that will undoubtedly cost the Navy its #1 slot in Out Magazine’s list of 2025’s sexist men in uniform. Clearly, this is payback for Homophobe Hegseth’s boyhood heroes’ statues receiving the Saddam Hussein treatment or, as the Civil War South called it, a plantation pink slip. But between the Confederate Army, the Nazis, and the January 6th Insurrectionists, MAGA idolizes so many pathetic losers they should update the symbol of fascism from a swastika to a waving white flag.

The Military.com Article Quoted – https://www.military.com/daily-news/2025/06/03/hegseth-orders-navy-strip-name-of-gay-rights-icon-harvey-milk-ship.html

In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that although the actual definition of insanity is NOT “Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different outcome.” It is fucking insane that dumb dumbs everywhere continue to quote this bullshit over and over again and somehow expect it to suddenly be the correct answer. But the true insanity of this dumpster-fuck cluster-fire is how a sitting US Congressman just unironically asked the current Secretary of Edumacation/ former WWE CEO/ lifelong Dipshit, “What WAS we ranked nationally in reading and math?” And that was, by far, the most intelligent contribution to the entire video.