Trump One-Ups White House Correspondents’ Dinner Shooter With His Own Bomb!!!

Donald Trump failed miserably at last night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner speech, proving once again that the only funny bone in his body is a cankle. Especially now that miniature erections are completely out of the picture. The good news is that although Trump did bomb, zero Iranian schoolgirls were harmed in the process. I […]

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The Trump Phone Reviews Are In….

Finally, a Trump scam that will not only steal millions from hard-working Americans, but will also serve as a teachable moment for even the most moronic of MAGA Marks. I mean, voting for a Conman is stupid, but venmoing Trump a hundo…on an IOU…now that sounds symptomatic of shit-for-brain’s more violent cousin, CTE. The stage […]

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Trump Girls Gone Wild…

Sure, Donald Trump’s Cabinet may have the same vetting process as crystal meth: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Morals… NO PROBLEM!! However, name another administration where the Secretary of Labor can fly under the radar, with a batshit-resume that even Ghislaine Maxwell would consider problematic. I mean, if Lori Chavez-DeRemer were a Democrat, and you […]

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