Tag: Fox News

Turns Out Negotiating Peace Is A Lot Easier On Truth Social Than In The Middle East!!!

What do Middle East peace and fraud in the 2020 Presidential Election have in common? They’re the only figments of Donald Trump’s imagination that don’t require an XXX-rating or a non-disclosure agreement. Leave it to Trump to think he could somehow solve more than 100 years of infighting the same way he “Made America Great […]

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Trump: If Government Shutdowns Are This Fun, Perhaps I Should’ve Read Project 2025!!!

Speaker Mike Johnson (a man so unlikeably religious he says grace before eating ass) speaks to the press about Donald Trump as though he’s bragging about some smoking-hot Canadian girlfriend that just doesn’t exist. Which is sad for multiple reasons, but mainly because we all know Trump, and we’d trade that fat POS for the […]

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Thanks To Fox News, Trump Declared War On Portland To Stop The 2020 Protests!!!

Congratulations, Donald Trump, even being judged, on a pig-who-ate-his-own-blanket scale, you’re still a fucking meathead. This entire Trump misnomer, Portland, Oregon, “is in shambles,” all started a few weeks back when Fox News mistakenly aired footage from the 2020 BLM protests, and like any dementia-riddled Grandma seeing an AI image for the first time, Trump […]

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Sex-Trafficker’s Cellmate Opens Up About Trump’s Epstein Involvement!!!

Republicans have been pushing this narrative that if Donald Trump were partaking in sex crimes as Epstein’s wingman, then wouldn’t Democrats have used the Biden years to bring him to justice? As if Republicans didn’t spend four years accusing Democrats of a “Witch Hunt” for attempting to hold Trump accountable for orchestrating history’s first nationally […]

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Nice Try, Fox News, But It’ll Take More Than Sydney Sweeney To Forget Trump’s Pedo-Friendly!!!

Nice try, Fox News, but it’ll take a lot more than Sydney Sweeney’s WMDs (Weapons of Mammary in Denim) to distract America from the fact that our President is at best pedophile-friendly. And spare me all your faux-MAGA outrage because the only blue-eyed blonde with big tits Democrats are bitching about being an advertisement for […]

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Unlike MAGA, NYC Dems Prefer Their Perves Remain On Sex Offender Lists, Not Ballots!!!

Heading into New York City’s Democratic primary for Mayor, former NY Governor, and guy who hugs your wife way too long at charity events, Andrew Cuomo was heavily favored. However, democratic voters proved if there’s one MAGA characteristic they would implement themselves, it’s ignoring qualifications, not reelecting a sexual predator. As they handed 33-year-old Zohran […]

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