Tag: SNL

What Has Two Thumbs… Can Say Kentucky… And Finally Has A YouTube Channel?!?

….This Guy!!!! It’s official: The Anti-Social Media has not only joined YouTube, but is rapidly closing in on purchasing a dial-up modem for the office. And before you say, “Congratulations, CEO….and only four years after Grandma’s quilting channel was featured on ‘The Cat Fancy Podcast’.” Do me a huge solid and go like and subscribe […]

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ICE Throws Noem Under The Zamboni!!!

So it appears Kristi Noem is getting thrown under the Zamboni by ICE for fabricating details of another rogue shooting, which could easily be karmic retribution for Renee Good, Alex Pretti, or even Crickett. The puppy she personally shot and killed, after claiming the “dangerous” dog was a domestic abuser who often called her cosplay […]

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We’re Being Lied To, We’re Being Murdered…Our Pets Heads Are Falling Off!!!

Donald Trump, a man who wants to protect Americans from immigrants so much that he’s willing to kill every last citizen just to prove it. Renee Good and Alex Pretti weren’t collateral damage; they were fascism’s strategic write-offs. Pretti WAS however, brandishing a weapon to interfere with an ICE operation. But that operation wasn’t to […]

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ICE Is Detaining Native Americans On Immigration Violations With Zero Reservations!!!

Donald Trump reminds me a lot of Tony Soprano. Not because he manages the US government like an out-of-shape mob boss, but because he needs intensive therapy, is the poster child for insecure Dons seeking mommy’s approval, and has his own demented Junior claiming, “He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.” I swear, […]

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Trump Is Bribing The Military With $1,776 Of The $2.9 Billion He Stole From Them!!!

On the eve of the deadline, I have a sneaking suspicion that whatever redaction Rorschach test we receive in place of the Epstein files, it will feature more black ink than an octopus orgy. I mean, instead of the Epstein files, it should’ve taken an act of Congress to release Ghislaine Maxwell into the general […]

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Girl’s Gone Wiles!!!

Chief of Staff Susie Wiles, pictured below with resting Paula-Dean-on-Bath-Salts’ face, went viral after being the first Trump official caught on record openly telling the truth. Spilling the MAGA tea to Vanity Fair about Trump’s ‘alcoholic personality’, Vance’s ‘Conspiracy’ Theories, and Musk’s ‘avowed ketamine use,’ and yet not one mention of Karolying Leavitt’s lips having […]

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